Fuck yes! Still a long ways to go, but this is a decent start.

I was curious to see some gameplay of this and was having an unexpected amount of trouble. Lots of announcements and trailers and a few news pops of the cancellation, but very little actual play footage. Speaks volumes about the state of the game.

It’s badly translated legal language. You’ll find language like that in any terms of service (ToS) agreement on any online service game, but no one ever actually bothers to read it all. It’s all boilerplate and designed to lay out specific situations where certain actions would come into effect.

Ok but hear me out: if there was a shelf in a game like Halo Infinite with randomized shit (💩) placements, there would be conspiracy theory videos and game blog articles out the wazoo overanalyzing what it could mean.

For those who are looking for the fuller size version of the graphic. I just noticed Link’s goofy smile on it.

Considering what options they had to go with in that style, I think they chose a pretty cool-looking representation of a fantasy dungeon crawl. Obv the shield design is more iconic and in line with the artistic cachet the series tries to uphold, but there’s absolutely charm in that neon-on-black representation of what…

Well, it’s certainly not his rotting corpse. We know this because he left detailed instructions for his burial.

“‘The proles are not human beings,’ he said carelessly.”

Ahh yes. Nothing screams “designer created” these days quite like one half-baked character design concept superimposed lazily across every possible licensed IP on the planet. Thanks, Kaws!

25 years later, I feel completely validated that my attempt to copy the logo on notebook paper came out to almost this exact level of quality. Never give up on your dreams to be a professional doodler, kids...

Ok but the spong monkees tho

You make an excellent point. I would add that while many journalists want their name to be recognized, they don’t go about it like high schoolers seeking to make themselves into some lame Deepthroat/Q-Anon type social media account leaking banal information like new game titles and release dates. May as well name…

Fuck scabs

Even more to the point: WoTC are partially building their case on the fact that not only is the Star Frontiers work derivative and infringing on things they tangentially own the rights to (i.e. IP squatting), but the work is being done in a demonstrably problematic way. These types of character statements don’t…

*Name checks out*

The world was largely post-monarchy by the mid-60s, so now I guess we’re post-post-monarchy in that we can no longer fathom why we should give a funk. I get that it’s the “end of an era” but I’m more mourning the idea of having to look at Alfred E. Newman as king in media coverage than the quiet death of a soft-spoken …

I appreciate the tweaks they gave to it because The End fight is one of my favorite boss battles of all time.

I know it’s obvious but you don’t have to have gay sex or even any sort of sex to be infected with HIV... You can even be born with it. This is beyond infuriating and crossing into the realm of completely confusing. It’s a profoundly stupid decision, so that means we can fully expect the current Supreme Court to…