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You may have confused my observations for moral adjudication. I didn’t say it was ok to whack off at work. I said most executives wouldn’t get fired for it (if caught internally and not by a coworker or visitor), especially if it was a one-time thing. Like the person I replied to, I felt the headline didn’t

Prepare to be surprised https://theconversation.com/why-do-so-many-people-watch-porn-at-work-a-psychologist-explains-182480

Thank you for addressing this. I was thinking “watching porn by yourself in an office on company time is objectively naughty, but not really a fireable offense for an executive” nor is it particularly heinous. Subjecting your co-workers to uncomfortable shit repeatedly is a creep move however, and all creep moves

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If you think it’s not the type of movie for you, then at very least appreciate some of the best 2.5 minutes of filming in Hollywood history.

It’s the Trump effect, where 99,999 times out of ten thousand the dickbag head of a company trying to torpedo its own public image through dumbass, immature, off-the-cuff statements would be stopped, but no one on the board or ops or comms wants to say “no” to this one for various reasons. Any aspiring future dickbag

Here. You earned ‘em.

Ever hear of ransomware? Now imagine it’s installed in your house locks...

Ever hear of ransomware? Now imagine it’s installed in your house locks...

If you don’t like articles being critical of Ricky Gervais, you should just not comment.” There, now do you see how stupid that argument is?

Can you explain the social issue? I’d love to hear more about it from your perspective.

So, if the internet transmits communication directly through tubes, as I understand it, then the blockchain tubes in novel or more-efficient ways to do things, right to your computer box. Just imagine your laundry magically folding itself after you buy an ugly-ass picture of a monkey for $6,000. (I think I’m getting

Thank you for this. I’m a copywriter by trade, and my mind reeled back and forth a good ways upon seeing their dumbass analogy.

Don’t worry, he’s only ten seconds away from: “She didn’t have to look at his penis (allegedly) if she didn’t want to”

Sometimes writers need to dig deep into their big bag of language to come up with the perfect polished phrase to express a guttural/emotional idea, and sometimes words like “cheap and shitty” convey exactly what was needed with poetic simplicity. Thank you, Zack. It all does feel more than a bit cheap and shitty, all

Please tell me how to make money crapping on NFTs. I would like to sign up for that.

No, silly, those are for playing Minecraft

Thank you for adding insights from the actual industry!

Further, the value of those accounts is MUCH less as some sort of tangible, transferrable asset and much more as “I’m saving time/energy/frustration from having to do this myself.” Plus these virtual item economies tank quickly after hype winds down over a release, with few rare exceptions.

What these assholes

It doesn’t matter how large the staff is, animation is time consuming as shit, especially if you’re doing something more ambitious than two dudes standing there at a flat angle talking at one another. If you pay those animators a decent hourly wage, plus residuals, it would influence the price of the end product in a

That trailer was like something you dream up while doing whippets. “Streets of Rage neon lights, motorcycles... Rick Moranis... Willem Dafoe as a greaser...”

Gamers: *get mad at content aimed at horny people on “their” platform*

Also gamers: *extremely horny all of the time, and prone to click on things catering to it on whatever platform they find themselves on*