Yes but no one could stand up to the finalfinal boss: “Donarudo Makudonarudo”

I, for the life of me, will never understand how Heritage is able to con folks out of their coin by tempting them with some of the most common NES cartridges on the planet. Zelda 1 sold well over two million copies in North America alone. And don’t give me that shit about production runs and such. I’ve never heard of…

I’m *also* 25 so I’m definitely the target demographic those shit pickles want to reach.

I know who Tanaka is, but my dumb ass thought you bought his old games at Super Potato that he had labeled or something haha. Makes more sense you got them signed :P

Ok WHY are those carts labelled Hip Tanaka? I’m going to assume it’s not because of the person who owned it *eyes emoji x2*

Can I say that being able to hold on these games is a privilege in a world that makes you move house every year being on permanent rent and with barely any storage in your house to keep a broom?

But, can you run them still in 10 years? Will your hardware hold out?

“Thank GOD these side characters are all feature-less goombas and koopas with no unique personalities! Otherwise, it would totally dilute my love for the Mario brand, popular and recognizable worldwide!” — Nobody

*Goes to my collection*
I’m utterly failing to see the issue at hand, here...

If you read my comment you’ll realize it wasn’t a metaphor or comparison ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It’s a story of a thing that happened to me (obv minus the madcap dying part) that directly involves the context of the article.

Yes! Shell stations. They start playing ads *RIGHT* when you start pumping. Someone’s right in that you can often mute it, but I think the button changes or you can change the settings to not have that option. It’s not like the buttons are labelled.

I totally think you’re exaggerating and

I was at the goddamned gas station which now insists on showing me ads at the pump without any sort of discount for doing so, and their tech update was no joke a cheery “Facebook soon to start ads on Oculus, so look forward to that!” and I died from the blast radius of the recursive irony.

Except literally every single business still has different measures in place, and many still have full-fledged Pickup only/no folks in the building rules. So there are many many degrees between “open” and “not” that you are purposefully ignoring. For instance, most conventions are still online or have strict limits on…

We’re either open or not

I was mesmerized by the game fully for the first few months, but the spell was broken the instant I fully upgraded my house, got a bunch of decent outfits, and got all the dino bones. Ok, so now what the fuck am I supposed to do? Play the lottery trying to catch fish? Talk to the townspeople who say the same 6 things…

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