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I hear the child giggles from Roller Coaster Tycoon in films and TV all the time. Also occasionally the ricochets and reloads from Goldeneye and even once the sharp glass door opening sound. See also: the door opening sound effect from the RedLetterMedia movie review show Half in the Bag.

I don’t know about other players, and I certainly skipped Other M for obvious reasons, but my biggest gripe in Fusion and Zero Mission wasn’t a character bossing me around so much as the game itself leading me by my nose from one sequence to the next. The WHOLE POINT of Metroid 1 and Super Metroid was that you were

Don’t adult warfolks say “DiE AlReaDY!” like 20 times every hour on the battlefield? You just need to do your research, man.

It’s called having a voice and it’s... fine? It processes like normal speech, and its intention is made perfectly clear. As a writer, I think it’s a luxury to be able to write in that tone. In fact, web page copy is now supposed to lean towards a more casual and conversational voice that is relatable to the audience.

They should have gone with “virtual pack-and-play travel crib for 4-9 year olds” if they really wanted to be honest with their role in modern entertainment culture

You guys really need to check the purity of your water sources I’m telling you. I’m so sorry that this article victimized you and that you’re so terrified of the *checks notes* angry mob that forms when you don’t make fun of self-absorbed but not self-aware white, affluent, suburban moms.

I was trying to think of what the soulless, algorithm-driven, passive entertainment nature of these videos reminded me of, and it’s those “channels for kids” all over youtube that are just people playing with toys doing silly voices for ten minutes with lots of awkward silence in between the dialogue. My sister lets

Dude stfu

So, basically...

If only you had tits. The world would just be so easy for you.

I want to like your comment but whoever does so right now would be the real monster

I’m a million % here for it, and I have trust in everything Thorson touches. She has always been extremely in tune with the building blocks needed for a fun game, aka the fun-damentals. Also, the OST to Celeste is one of my favorite “things” of media made in the past 10 years, which is to say it would be ridiculously

In this person’s defense, going in a straight line is often the most difficult part of driving </s>

It’s also very, very -very- easy to catch the press with it’s pants down.

I will be avoiding supporting the union busting corporate machine for as long as possible

I will be avoiding supporting the union busting corporate machine for as long as possible

Local inaccuracy notwithstanding, pastrami is great.

I think the key thing here a lot of non-believers (read: racists) fail to acknowledge is that Meghan Markle regularly worked alongside supporting staff as part of her professional career. She didn’t grow up with someone waiting outside her door to bring the tea and the morning paper. Her career and reputation and own

Never seen a developer tout cheesy strategies so shamelessly before. I was taken aback at first, but I think I’m here for it. Espec since this seems more puzzle than combat.

This is seriously one of fav youtube vids of all time. He could fit in your shirt pocket with room for a sleeping bag, but he am FEROSH!