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This is all very douchey and nouveau riche, but he comes across as dumb enough that I forgive him, and none of it speaks to an ego an larger than the average LA Uber driver — who’s just minutes away from being a millionaire once the VC money comes in, trust him...

He looks like a weasel in a doll wig

Well it’s totally understandable that the producers would want to cover for their handsome, charismatic, funny, popular, and totally likeable male lead. I just don’t get they would do it for Middleditch...

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I would add Felidae to the list. It’s a 1994 German animated movie where a cat solves mysteries and stumbles into some shockingly adult situations. Plus, the whole thing’s on Youtube with subtitles for free!

I know the Zelda mix is goofy, but it’s shocking how similar that orchestra strings patch is to the final one Kondo ended up using in Ocarina and Majora.

Is Metroid’s gun his arm or part of his suit? </troll>

There is a huge difference in responsibility between a mega-corporation filled with people (who make enviable salaries) committing to a decision that unequivocally milks people of their money and some dumbass on his futon with a compulsive need to spend $1k+ on MTXs.

And this trailer perfectly illustrates why I was like “wtf?” when people started bitching about the top-down decision. Environment designs in Diamond & Pearl were laid out in a tile grid just like all the predecessors. Busting that up into an immersive 1:1 scaled 3d environment isn’t just asking for a lot more

Good thing the climate isn’t changing in a catastrophic way, or these sorts of incidents would become much more commonplace, crippling governments and commerce ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crazy idea: how about you pay for a fucking game and get everything in it without having to win the lootbox lottery or having to devote a 40 hour work week to grinding? Fuck this noise.

This is stupid because all WSB did was cash in on a get-rich-quick scheme that had NOTHING to do with the value Gamestop the Brand offers shareholders or consumers.

God bless Jimmy Carter. He steps into the oval office, nods, and says “Yeah, I think this looks good,” and then just pushes a few things around and gets some bigger lamps.

I see your Ness Nendroid, and I raise one Pigma Figma.

I was like: shit does someone else like this movie? Sweet! Like others, I haven’t seen this video in years, but I have watched it before.

That was a lark, just for the record.

These puns are already getting boring.

Wait... shit.

But if you think about it, it is common for mini-bosses to be physically smaller versions of the actual bosses.

I remember seeing Mike’s boss ride parked outside the Battle & Brew one time

I’m not a prude. I’ll freely admit I watch pr0n on the reg. I like it when video game characters can pull off a cute and sexy edge.