Agreed! Odyssey felt more like a series of theme park rides followed by an easter egg hunt in the line queue (much like what Nintendo actually ended up doing with Universal). Mario 3d World feels much more like a Mario game should: a playground that lets you flex a core moveset, with a series of themes and gimmicks to…

This looks really really good to me. There’s the camp that persuasively argues SM64 assets look like ass these days (lots of compressed flat textures used in lieu of 3D models), but I think the cartoony design principles hold up. The fact that they ray tracing plays off of all these elements in-engine adds so many…

Both articles are reporting, not editorials. Do you seriously not know the difference?

sorry/notsorry

He’s beautiful

One of my absolute fav riffs haha

Fourth violation: some lucky person who gets matched with you on an RNG lottery gets to come to your house and hit you really hard with a stick, twice. That number goes up by 2^x for each subsequent violation.

Amazed that the words “Switch Lite” don’t appear anywhere in the article or in the comments...

He would have exactly one line, said over and over again like “I am Groot”

Except the Witcher felt like a shitty Sci-Fi Channel series in terms of post production quality and the overall CW kiddie soap opera approach. I know I’m in the minority for not liking it, but goddamn did that show look cheap. (And yes, FarScape was an outlier in terms of Sci-Fi Channel budget/quality, but even that…

You could fill one or more library stacks with a catalog of all the content Netflix has shovelled out over the past decade, but the list of actually good properties could fit on a small index card.

Omg it looks like they just used 90% uncompressed original assets and added a few pretty new skyboxes. There’s not even a new lighting engine with obnoxious bloom that nobody asked for. It’s perfect!

Ok this one wins

As a prize, enjoy this video I was sent earlier today

I don’t know how GabeN is as a corporate leader or a boss. My guess is he’s better than most. He seems pretty chill, even if his head is in the clouds.

As a huge PS2-era GTA fan, I gotta say that these interpretations are spot-the-fuck-on.

Chuckola Cola. Two mushrooms. Plz don’t shake or stir it. It will fizz.

It’s a banana, Michael. How much could it possibly weigh? 10 pounds?