Pretending to not know what a rhetorical question is to own the libs

This is a five year old’s understanding of literally everything. “Who will liberate us from unneeded bathtime? Will we stand up and say: ‘I didn’t really get dirty today???’”

This reminds me of the first time I played a TI-83 game on my older brother’s calculator. I said, “Cool,” and then immediately opened up the programming to see if I could change stuff.

We can safely say it’s “not this guy”

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Maybe that’s why I like Spirited Away so much. I feel like the entire movie is about Chihiro learning how to avoid her shithead selfish angsty teen phase. She learns instead to use empathy to push through tough situations.

Having played lots of challenging platformers (specifically Jumper by Maddy Thorsen, which influenced Super Meat Boy) I think that the first Super Meat Boy is absolute garbage. The code of the game makes the physics feel too slippy, and any slowdown can mean that the timing of obstacles changes. It feels more like a…

No it inherently takes 12+ years to come up with an alternative or improvements to the Affordable Care Act. In the meantime, you just need one party to maliciously chip away at what made it barely workable while the other party folds their hands and does nothing to actually push closer to single-payer like the rest of…

I will 1,000,000% buy both Spelunkies again this is exciting news. It’s kinda sad that that’s the most exciting news of the bunch, though. Also Super Meat Boy 1 was overrated hot garbage, so idgaf about the sequel.

Ok mock all you want but what about successful past examples, like this? I’m sure there isn’t a single person who regrets this decision, and by that I mean either designing it or purchasing it.

I did a reverse image search to find the source for this, and Google correctly identified it as just three normal blokes enjoying a leisurely cruise, just like all the other normal folks in the “similar images” below

This *is* from the notably horny developers of The Witcher, tho...

Yeah I would just have not modeled the dick but w/e

If you weren’t offended by this, please don’t be shy about speaking up. I really need to hear from each and every fucking one of you, please.

This story really confuses me. Maybe because it’s a petty Twitter fight? Maybe because I can’t make out wtf Ellis is trying to say, exactly? Regardless, I understand why it’s being reported on. I just wish I got more clarification on whether Darrah’s threat was idle, considering he’s out at the company. He could still…

Any other website, including one under the same umbrella that ran the story under a more straight science angle, further justifying the decision to run the story as a pop culture reference on Kotaku

So I think I can tell what’s going on here, and it explains the main criticisms this will face: they’re trying to reduce the massive overhead that goes into a 2D Ghibli film — both time and money — while transitioning into a medium that has a lot more resources dedicated to it in the year 2020.

Agree. They ARE the high bar for 2D.

I’m not saying games can’t be legitimately scary. I’m saying many streamers are attention whores with a fake, obnoxious camera presence.

Watching these things seems about as fun as watching streamers pretend to be scared and scream while playing horror games. I wouldn’t put it past them to fake the rare cards just for the views. And what are people viewing? “OHHHH MYYYY GODDD WOWWW DIDN’T EXPECT THAT ONE!” x ad nauseum