You can’t make an outfit that looks like Ridley in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

Gotta say that Game Gear sonics were waaay too hard to ever be my speed, but thank you so much for introducing me to that train music. It’s definitely gonna get used in my D&D mechanical dungeon. Has just the right drama and tempo.

“Playtex Baby, Danimals, Suave, Chili’s, and Big Lots”

At least the movie posters were good. Especially the version they used in Japan.

WRONG, and for exactly one reason: the game needs about four more dungeons. It feels like they cut out content to get past all the delays that kept pushing back the release date. Twilight princess was far from the best in the series, but at least delays meant that there was a fuckton of unique-feeling dungeons in that…

Happy to see someone else loves Zucker as much as I do! That Blathers one is prob the most impressive, though. I will say that the Disney one looks like it was made using a tool rather than the real game, but it’s still a neat idea.

She was the first cat I got to name, and you better believe I was like, “Please let her eyes be green” when I first met her.

Here they are posing for their vaporwave album cover

Django is a bit of a drama boi

This is Django (left) and Miao Yin (right). They’ve been practicing social distancing for about 8.5 years now, right from the moment we first brought Django home.

Who’s mad? Who are you addressing? Is it Kotaku? Because if it is, I don’t think you understand how reporting works.

When people have asinine reactions like yours, I’m always reminded of It’s Always Sunny when they’re yelling at the lawyer reading off the will like he’s the one who wrote it.

Good thing no one gives a shit about you or your opinions. You can feel free to continue living alone without fear of interaction with any woman, let alone someone as important as AOC.

Wait, their playthrough lasted over 6 HOURS??!!

Stop fucking telling people they should go out and die.

Yep. I’ve been enjoying Twitter posts about the game far more than I’ve been enjoying these thoughtless think pieces. It all feels like filler game diary content.

I feel like youve added an unnecessary limitation on yourself, that could be done with a far less disruptive strategy.

I really haven’t been enjoying these “articles” that are basically stream-of-consciousness descriptions of how contributors play Animal Crossing, especially since they’re usually given clickbait-y titles that seem like some sort of criticism of the game or the community. They all seem to have this theme of purporting…

Wait, how the hell did he separate the instrument channels to pitch up/down specific instrument notes? Maybe production software algorithms have gotten way better than I remember, because doing something like this would mess with everything on the track if it wasn’t layered separately. 

Marlboros go dead last, or I picket

For the rich man who’s already got the Asuka body pillow, I presume