DLC

Not gonna lie: I was super disappointed by the lack of display options with the Collection of Mana release, and this whole remake just looks weird and glossy and uncanny valley-ish character-wise. I also hate the stiffness of the spoken dialogue. To this day, the only good way I’ve experienced this game is through a…

Thus, forcing people to invest their capital into the volatile stalk market, just like real life! PLOW 30,0000, HERE WE COME!

They generally don’t announce “hotfix” type updates unless they’re comprehensive. I guess they could have announced a “toolbox” storage you can craft from, though.

As a DM, I think the most effective way I’ve improved sessions is to up the tempo of combat. Make sure you know your shit, prep ahead of time if you have lots of monsters, READ the stat blocks to know their strategies, and tell players they CAN’T TAKE ALL DAY to make their move. These tips address the biggest…

So, should we not like them entirely based on the one of EIGHT personality types, or....? I fail to see what you want to be criteria for a computer program that is just a combination of an animal, a unique style, and — I repeat — one of just EIGHT personality types in the game.

As a rule, I hate every fucking hamster in these games. Hamlet is my least fave, because the Jock personality is really dumb, he looks fucking stupid as a short puffball that flexes all the time, and I just really don’t like hamsters. I tortured him in New Leaf by pushing him around everyday, which used to piss…

He’s in good company!

Real talk: they’re about two weeks too late with this shit. I had a smidge of residue stuck in my B button that wouldn’t come out through normal means, so I used a touch of alcohol on a q-tip to get it out. Then I figured, “hey, might as well touch up the buttons and thumbstick!” Days later I realized the finish was…

People were being especially gross about grinding in Animal Crossing in the first week or two. I had to stay off Twitter and Reddit to not have the spoiler-y obnoxiousness rubbed in my face at first. I’d say it’s cooled off since then, but staying off social media in general is not a bad idea at all in general.

Good thing these are ugly and I don’t want them anyways. Mario figures should be cute and colorful, like a map from Mario 3D world come to life. These aren’t really all that cute — except in the chunky Duplo sense — and the sets themselves are just sparse and drab.

The worst part is that Cumming isn’t some vestige of Dixieland holdouts. Most people have MOVED there in the past 20 years in order to get cheap housing within commuting distance (if you consider a 1hr+ drive “commuting distance”) of Atlanta. These are middle-class folks who have access to TVs and the internet, which…

Def both, but prob more the latter than the former

Yeah the balloons are a lot at the rate they’re going. Getting 1-5 per session is a nice, exciting treat. Getting 1-5 every minute feels like someone is barraging my island and I need to stay vigilant for oOOooHWEEooooOOoo 

The constant “woooooosh” of balloon presents has also become stressful instead of an exciting surprise. They spawn like every minute. It’s nerve-wracking.

You can rearrange items in your inventory by holding the A button.

I’m betting they’re gonna announce the ability to start new Cloud-based islands — a la Minecraft realms — for a “nominal monthly fee” apiece in 3...2...1....

Honda Fit. Pocket the remaining $19-ish k

My hands cramped just looking at that photo. I use a split keyboard, but it’s got a comfy bulge in the middle — just like me.

Not even fucking close. Joe Biden is a fuddy duddy, but he will at very least appoint competent bureacrats and let them do their jobs. Hopefully the success of Bernie and, to a lesser degree, Elizabeth Warren in this year’s primary will show him that people want more than the same-old, also. Bernie may even get a…