Thank you red hooded sweatshirt man guy for stopping that onslaught.

They couldn't afford to pay for the real song? They aren't even singing the words.

Anyone remember this story? Sorry I couldn't find a better link.

I think he helped him button up that jacket.

The dog in the La-Z-Boy is dying for a belly rub. Too painful to watch. How can you sit there and not rub that belly?

Near death barfing experience. I was on a drunken joy ride out in the country with my brother and our two friends and I knew I was gonna puke so I kept asking the driver, Shawn, to pull over. He of course did not and ignored me and so I was just gonna puke out the window instead while we were driving. I rolled the…

This has been dropping off lately and I'm waiting for the game when, hopefully if Hoyer keeps winning, he doesn't get a single shot on screen.

Dear Lord, I know we don't really agree on a lot of things, and you probably don't like me very much. I haven't been the best person in the world. I quit volunteering at Catholic Charities, I've accrued more private debts which I have no means to repay, I've stopped trying to better myself as a human being. I've…

Reverse that and you had a great joke.

The onside kick

I got beat a lot worse when I was a kid too, and nobody got in trouble for that either. I know it's wrong to delight in the misfortune of others and that nothing can undo the psychological damage that was done to you or I, or to the child whose abuse coming to light started this all. That being said, can we make…

My new mantra as a Browns fan. I think it's the only way I'm gonna survive the season.

Tryin' real hard not to get too excited over the win. That's what I tell myself every year, that I'm not gonna get emotionally involved and then I do and then I end up getting hurt. Dammit, I almost resent the win. Being a Browns fan is so tough.

That or The Joker presents... You know because he's an "Agent of Chaos"... Okay yours is better.

"Greatest Weekend of College Football Ever" needs to be the next article on this site.

Just saw USC get beat by a hail mary with 0:00 left on the clock. This was hands down the greatest weekend of College Football I have ever seen in my life.

"PNC Park's plan to use Secret Service agents..."

As a Browns fan that hasn't had much to root for in the last two decades, rooting against the Steelers has become a pastime. This defeat was glorious.

I can't help but feel that this story would have gotten more attention if he had been at fault. It would have been life catching up with another out-of-control, entitled athlete. Instead it turns out he was a really good kid and he died because of someone else's recklessness. Sad.

Thanks for reminding me of Joe-Bob Briggs. You just set me off on a 2 hour YouTube binge. Someone needs to put him in another movie like now.