You’re not impressing anyone with your “rape is good” hot take circa 2016.

Though ultimately I agree with your spirit of he who is without sin let him cast the fist stone, I can safely say that though I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life, thankfully nothing as bad as sexually harassing a whole bunch of people. It’s possible that the holier than thou attitude is a matter of degrees of…

Regarding True History of the Kelly Gang, the actor playing Ned Kelly is missing one thing the real Ned Kelly had:

Be honest BoyManChildMan: Did you direct this film?

Ironically, it would have made perfect sense if they’d just left out the snarky need to remind us that Breaking Bad was a television show, since it mainly becomes confusing thanks to the open parenthesis they forgot to include.

Are we allowed to not like either of them, for different reasons?

1) Big Brother is still on. Huh.

What if you are both poor AND ugly?

I look forward to watching this.

In our house, something like 70% of our conversations are conducted in shorthand through movie and TV quotes, so this is tough for me. We’re pretty wide ranging, but if I have to think about which movie keeps coming up again over and over, in totally random ways, it’s:

Woody should have had Moses Farrow write the chapter (if there is one) covering the controversy. Most people still don’t know that one of the other children supports Woody’s story and witnessed that Dylan was coached by Mia Farrow. And because I’m sure the next thing to do is to disparage Moses, he’s a well-adjusted fa…

Driver also sent the kid a bunch of merch from his film ‘Paterson’, to which the boy said, “Oh ... that’s great.”

“This Bond movie is too short!” complained no Bond fan, ever.

There’s something immensely depressing about the whole concept of this series. I think it’s the fact that we seem to have decided that the greatest products of Western culture are the things Gen X enjoyed when they were kids.

Study Girl fell for a metalhead at school and now she’s rocking Slayer and Dying Fetus.

Back in the War, I was proud to serve on the sub De Palma.

Jean Doumanian. It worked before, right? 

But if he leaves, who will satisfy a nation’s insatiable thirst for game show parodies and sketches about awkward dinner parties?

I’d usually roll my eyes and say “Yeah, okay, guy.”, but I *really* liked Halloween 11: Halloween 2 3: Halloween (jesus, this franchise), so I’ll keep my hopes moderately high.

He shot for The Atlantic, and ended up in Boy’s Life magazine.