Just goes to show that anyone can become a multi-millionaire Youtube personality, even if they look like they're always about to strangle a bunch of nurses.

I'm not gonna lie, "James Ellroy", "Patty Hearst" and "dark and violent conspiracy" make me a little wet.

The absence of Chestnut Mare by The Byrds on this list is a travesty.

Blackstar was a rock song?

Meanwhile, Uninspired Username is still waiting for release dates for Call Me By Your Name and The Masterpiece…

I'm still at the first part of her life, but there are quite a few interesting tidbits of her early years from which you could probably assertain certain assumptions about who she would become or the craft she would develop - the suppression of her sexuality, her childhood fascination with human psychology textbooks,…

Andrew Wilson's biography of Patricia Highsmith, called Beautiful Shadow. I was finally able to move onto it after finishing both A Game for the Living and Those Who Walk Away together, since I can only alternate between two books at a time.

Misread the header as Marilyn Manson.

Just think: in decades I'll be able to bring my children to see Pete Campbell's other chip 'n' dip.

"Hey, what's new?"
"Nothing, what's new with you?"
"Nothing much - 'cept that thing I read where Donald Trump paid Russian prostitutes to piss on him in President Obama's hotel room bed."
"Huh - weird."
"Yeah, super weird."
"Yeah. Hey, off topic, but does it feel to you like reality no longer exists and we're living in an…

Maybelline Expert Eyes eyebrow pencil in Velvet Black.

I know she's old hat, but I really do have a love for Patricia Highsmith and am a little surprised not to see her mentioned, especially with a header like that. The Cry of the Owl is still one of the bleakest, most suspenseful and deeply psychological mysteries I've ever read.

I will contend to that weirdly accurate analogy.

The Gold Coast is the opposite of glitzy.

I'm having a hard time believing that this is not an Onion headline.

Tom Ripley.

Yes, yes, but what does it all mean?

Internet responds: "Me no likey!"

I think my car dealer was named Youal.

*calls mother excitedly*