"That sounds nice - oh wait, I bet it's not…"
- Vanessa Bayer

On the heels of Love & Mercy, Steve Buscemi stars as aged John Waters, who, in the wake of modern trashfests such as Jackass and the Seltzer/Friedberg pantheon, tries valiantly to hold onto his throne as the Prince of Puke while fondly flashing back to memories of his younger self (Thomas Mann/Ezra Miller?), his…

Yes yes, but will Danny Flaherty be returning?

Xanadu.

"That's a wonderful performance - you're a regular Brad Garrett"

"Fuck it, Prometheus was Alien 5"
- Ridley Scott

Didn't care much for House of the Devil, but watched the entire thing for the zooms alone.

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

Michael Fassbender.

Alright, I think we can all finally admit that Kanye West does not exist and has been nothing but a massive, multi-layered Shia LaBeouf modernist art project all this time.

In light of this terrible tragedy, allow me to share my favourite gonzo filmmaking story:

Elisabeth Moss…

Oh, drinking game!
Every time paedophilia or Scientology is mentioned in this comments section -

I kept calling him "Budget Franco" - but I can see the Depp in him (especially if he'll be wearing various hats sometime in future episodes).

But was the AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION REAL OR NOT?!??

Is it paranoid to think that this, along with that cover picture, naturally causes me to suspect that P.T. Anderson is slowly morphing into Ken Burns?

Aha - I am also aware that the Seinfeld episode "The Betrayal" is a spoof of the Pinter play of the same name!

Michael Cera popping up in something I had no idea he was in was literally the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.

"But what about the climactic performance Jackie gives with Jimi Hendrickson at Woodstocks?"

"Joseph Javorski…noted scientist…
wizard on the moon…how did it get there?"