Seriously, not even early 70's Woody Allen? I don't know, I seriously somehow find his general weediness kinda compelling.

I find it weird how I can be such a mammoth fan of both his writing and ardent fuck you-persona when I'm a certified liberal hipster atheist (i.e., everything he rails against in every interview), but I do take solace in the suggestions he gives sometimes that his whole hard-boiled thing is just an act to fuck with…

"The Hilliker Curse 2: Schtuping the Shapely Schikel"

His daughter is dating James Ellroy -

My birth.

CIVILISATION IS NOT MEANT TO WORK THIS WAY.

So, am I the only one who saw this and thought immediately of Kramer?

"Yeah, but this is the REAL Steve Jobs movie. None of that Kutcher kid shit"

I always felt that Bennett and Mooney were perfectly fine and comfortable in any sketch, (the same of which cannot be said for Leslie Jones, Sasheer Zamata or Pete Davidson) along with their beautiful digital shorts so I'd definitely give them a good chance of staying.

Why not do six short movies? If he did something like the first half hour of Small Time Crooks for each episode, I don't know, it might be pretty good. His New York Stories thing was, as well.

People say this was all a bit extreme, but the truth is that we Australians find no greater pleasure than slowly murdering adorable dogs.

TWIST: Wayward Pines IS the new season of Twin Peaks.

I saw the Beyond the Valley of the Dolls thumbnail and screamed.

Everyone should leave The Simpsons, including the viewers -

Now how many mothers will see their children be let go next season?
For my money, Mrs. Che, Mrs. Davidson, Mrs. Jones…

I believe it was Amy Adams, because I distinctly remember the line "I don't think you know where the cat ends and my boobs begin"

Say what you will, but I'd sit though a billion bad SNLs for one more cat adoption sketch.

Taran Killem and his Bill Pullman hair in the museum sketch made this entire episode for me.

I can't wait for another edition of Christian Movie Bingo! From the synopsis, it seems that this movie has already crossed off "God Lives Through Child's Faith", but the question is: will the 1940's, Norman Rockwell-y setting permit for "Nefarious Atheist Antagonist" or "Heroic Christian Stands Up Against…

"The future's weird"
"Yeah, super weird"