“.....TOTALLY CORD FREE”

We at Activision want a bandicoot with attitude. He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression, “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a bandicoot who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.

I think he’s always been this way, PS1 graphics just couldn’t render the cool.

He’s the obnoxious guy who comes to the party, drinks Heinekins and Jager bombs, and hits on your girlfriend.

Why does he look so douchy? In the first 3 games Crash was goofy and optimistic. This one looks like he’s about to t-bag you.