Now is not the time, you fucking asshole.

Nah, you're just not funny. Trust me, your mom lied to you.

Hating on the Jets is almost 50% of what I love about football. My team hired Jim Caldwell and signed Golden Tate, so I'm leaning especially hard on this fucking dumpster fire this year.

I very strongly disagree.

"Well, sure he produced one of the worst offensive performances ever caught on film in the history of the NFL, which had to be retired from the Worst of the Worst on Sportscenter, and which has made the team and the quarterback even more famous for their ineptitude, and has also produced a figurative crater into what…

I've heard this from others and while I apologize for the other replies calling you an idiot, I myself was shocked the first time I heard someone seriously suggest this. I'm going to guess you're not someone who grew up around guns?

Here's the twist:

I... think I might from now on. Wow.

This wasn't my first GTA. It wasn't my second GTA. I knew what GTA was about and what I was getting myself into. I bought GTA IV and got all the brutality, gunfights, car crashes, blood, and random, senseless violence I was expecting. None of it shocked me. None of it scandalized me.

Also the missing serial commas.

Why whatever was bleeped was bleeped given what wasn't will remain an eternal mystery.

One of my in-laws actually heard this from her boss. "Do you really have to take the whole day off for that appointment? How long can it take?"

That's a next level diss. Academic!

In case this is sincere confusion, I can explain the comparison:

Exactly! I mean, it wasn't like this was investigated, it was a social media post! Obviously we've rid the world of disingenuous and predatory business owners by now. That was totally a thing of the past, which is definitely why this story is so difficult to believe.

I wonder what they're NOT telling us! Poor guy is…

There's a real answer to that first question.

Finally! Someone with sense defending a used car dealership acting childish! OBVIOUSLY this guy can't just be a whiny scumbag. She totally must have provoked him. Probably even threatened and scared him, otherwise why else would he decline to have his side of the story told?

Probably not. I told him to an hero and DIAF not for being unfunny or tasteless, but for his "omgz PC POLICE!" butthurt.

I don't think any level of discourse will help this poor guy, but I think we disagree.

The first comment was unfunny. The "political incorrectness" part of this one is what's offensive and stupid. Kill yourself in a fire.

"Why not?" is answered over and over and OVER.