I'm not following how that's better or germane.

I have a rule for wine, which is if I can't tell a difference between a $6 bottle or a $60 bottle, I'ma go with the cheaper option. Sometimes you can actually tell a difference, but sometimes you really, really can't.

It's like the opposite of a villain that you "love to hate." I really like the guy, but I hate that about myself. I don't want to. I really just want to hate him, but I don't, and that embarrasses me.

You're a soft-core troll campaigning for misogyny and sex-negativity. Please never learn the difference between reality and your weird power trip fantasies.

Especially since the Swiss are getting spanked 0-3 by the French at the half. :p

Do you NEED to yell homophobic things?

You lost me. Are you saying casual homophobia is fine because it's not rabid homophobia?

YES PLEASE.

Non baseball fan here, asking for a clarification:

It's too bad your reading comprehension is so terrible, even for an idiot. I don't think we'd make good pen pals.

The last two tweets are gone! Do we have screencaps?

"Let me do the mat here... um, yeah, it looks like I'm grasping at a lot of straws."

It clarifies which of my responses you read. You should take a look at the other one, where I mention cultural context. It's pretty crucial to understanding why your analogy is self-evidently absurd and, again, likely to only gain purchase amongst the highly racist.

I can't. I just can't. That makes it just too much for me. So many variations of the question "But how? No really, just how?"

////////// honest answer, assuming you're NOT a racist asshole ////////////////

I cannot believe how far ONSIDE he was! I thought for sure that was offsides or at least CLOSE if it wasn't. Wow.

What language is that? Is that guy, like, speaking with a thick accent foreign to that language?

Yeah, 'Braves' isn't much of an improvement. If it existed in a social vacuum where we were all blind to our history of genocide and our modern institutionalized racism, then 'Braves' would totally work.

MIXED FEELINGS, PLS HELP.

Big helpful man here. Just want to say thanks for correcting me on the #NotAllMen thing. Every time I wanna say something to the ladies about "don't lose hope, we're all moving forward!" it now occurs to me that I should be talking to my fellow dudes about "maybe faster on that throttle away from the past?"