Yeah, I think it’s the right word. Taylor’s posse takes other women’s social capital (their popularity and “coolness”) and harnesses it to her own, magnifying her at the center of it all. She is the Queen who unites all these girls and women she gets on stage with her, they’re her court. So she’s appropriating their…

MEATSPLAT SEXPLOSION. I plan on dying in one of those.

The product’s male-branded version will obviously be cheaper than the female-branded one and will come in flavours ranging from APOCALYPTIC VOLCANO to MEATSPLAT SEXPLOSION.

Personally, I like Resting Bitch Face. I’d take it any day over its alternative: Resting Grinning Idiot Face.

Well, now that it affects men...

But will they find a cure???

Please, no! They would get on like a house on fire!

Couch vs Shkreli... That’s an episode of Celebrity Death Match I’d watch the hell out of!

I literally said all I wanted for Christmas was for him and Shkreli to be locked in a cell together for all eternity. At this point I just want them to both serve time.

Doesn’t it totally seem like the affluenza guy should have to be cell roommates with the Martin Shkreli guy? (or like WWE wrestle him or something)

Also, how much you want to bet that a Republican regime would just give this guy a high five?

(Like they did by “forgetting” to enforce any SEC violations under “W”, vastly…

Are we sure it isn’t self-aware?

I have a legit fear that this will happen to me. Luckily for now my camera is smashed so the main cause of my death will be: “She died posting a gif on Jezebel.”

He was probably using that newfangled social media ap: Splatchat.

Red velvet cake is an abomination that lacks the courage to be thoroughly chocolate cake.

Cherpumple

why do you hate joy, Kara?

this is what heaven must look like.

Pie > Cake...why ruin pie like this? Mary Shelly in all her wisdom warned us of pushing things to far, thus resulting in abomination.

Imagine if the middle layer was ice cream cake instead of vile pumpkin. That would have saved this horror story.