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She reminds me of the Saturday essayist that masturbated with a toothbrush. Remember her?

I appreciate hearing that, but it’ll be OK. Trust me. Keep an eye out here and on my Twitter. There should be news soon.

almost, sean. almost.

The fact that he couldn’t recall the term “sapiosexual” is proof positive that he’s never actually been on Tinder. It is included in at least 85% of profiles.

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Food puns can be so ham-handed.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

Can we extend this wonderful idea to not chopping off bits of little boy’s penii when they’re less than a few days old?

Counter business idea: Labia bedazzling. Our longer bits means more room for the glitter.

i actually am more than happy to refer to them (lovingly) as roast beef, though i love the idea of “vagina valance”. nice

We need a nicer term than “roast beef curtains.” Pleasure drapes? Vagina Valance?

Hum I think the problem is that he’s not taking youth seriously enough!

Here’s a cool idea that I’m really into: Wearing whatever the fuck I want and feeling damn fine in whatever clothes I do or do not feel like covering my naked ass with. Addendum to my very cool idea: Not giving a shit what anyone else is or is not wearing, and loving the fact that they and I are able to be happy with…

I would like to see him on my sofa in front of the fire as we binge watch all the good tv he missed while in office. The two of us and just one cozy throw blanket...

It’s there - and it’s good.

Good lord this man is handsome. Ps. IDGAF Obama is my favorite Obama.