Why the fuck would they do that on Dirt Bag? That would be really shitty I think.

I know why they pulled the ad. Masturbating with a Playstation would void the warranty.

It's possible to love someone deeply, and yet not want to put up with their (most likely unchanging, if addiction related) bullshit for all eternity.

You'll neverrrrknow.

The problem is he's trying to tell us he's the reincarnation of Walter Cronkite crossed with Ernest Hemingway and he ain't removing his flack jacket, baptised in the bullets of innumerable frontline assignments, for a couple of pansy-assed Royals, by gum.

Then you're not the type of reporter who's assigned to cover the royal family; you're a basic shlepper who gets sent out on last-minute assignments when a drunk rolls his car. Being asked to dress respectfully is basic courtesy. Maybe if you kept a nice change of clothes in your car you'd get better opportunities.

my response to this is fuck you princess and the hell over yourself.

I feel like your'e saying super contradictory things here. If you dress to work, that includes being appropriately dressed for the event you're covering. You said you already have a go-bag on you so the problem here is... what exactly?

Can safely assume that these reporters will know exactly what they are covering? I've not seen the brief but I could already guess: 2 people in formal dress arrive at a designated time, smile and nod a bit.

Why is this worth reporting? Following the dress code of an event you're attending is basic good manners. It doesn't matter if you're the guest of honour or you work there. A waiter at a black tie event won't serve champagne in a hoodie. It wouldn't even occurr to me, if I were a journalist, to cover a formal event in…

Here's the thing, if pool was scheduled (or even gym in general since exercise can lead to mussed hair), then she knew it was going to happen, and because it's at school she is expected to do it unless there is a serious reason, and I'm sorry, most people will not take "my hair will look bad" as equal to extreme…

Except for the fact that you're supposed to show up prepared for class. In my high school PE class, if you forgot your gym clothes you could either play in your regular clothes or take a zero for the day. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that they don't spring pool days on you unexpectedly, so I would call…