I’m always amazed how much work went into making a beautiful spectacle for a poorly told, insane story about a villainously selfish  grandma recalling the one time she fucked a hobo and then let him die.

I always thought that it was Subarus

It’s not the Green Tom show, it’s the Tom Green Show.

Does someone really need AWD in L.A.?

Remember: just because you have Drift Mode and now the Drift Stick, it doesn’t automatically mean you are a Drift God.

The only two shows I just couldn’t stand to catch up on are Game of Thrones (I got bored and stopped watching entirely) and The Walking Dead (went from cool zombie drama to drama that happens to have zombies).

Well, I’m absolutely furious with that bottle of olive oil, which is a weird emotional space to occupy. Like, I’m not sure how I got to a place in life where I’ve found myself staring at a blinking cursor while muttering, “You know? That twee bottle of olive oil has really pissed me off. What a precious little…

Fake. Fake. Fake.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

Volvos of that era had glass lenses.

Ford Fusion.

$1,000 and you can drive mine for a week.

Or Houston.....

90% sure it’s a homemade HHO generator. Maybe 95%.

It is known that Doug’s parents finance auto trader dot com slash over steer

totally normal. if this was me getting caught when i was a tech, my service manager probably would have slapped me on the shoulder and said “thank you for taking it on a road test. did you get me a burger?”

I work in the service department at a dealership and we drive every single car that comes through. As part of our service we wash and vacuum the vehicle at the car wash down the street. I know the owner thinks they “caught” the employee doing something outrageous but really they just caught them doing their job.

all you dealership shamers need to relax. test driving a car is routine for every car dealership. it doesn’t matter what your car is in for. a lot of car dealerships have checklists that they give to you when you pick up your car. part of your job as a technician and service writer is to find problems BEFORE they…