A Frankenbimmer made from parts from a salvage 850Ci. This is literally the most terrifying project I have ever seen.

I’m consistently amused that people think they can do shit like this and then sell it for any amount of money over scrap.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

I bury them in the backyard, right next to the ex-wife...

This was a very enjoyable read. Every part of it. Remind me who the snowflakes are supposed to be?

“Johnny Appleseed is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”

Some of his best friends are Apples. They’re fine people. The best people.

Trump: “My building says Trump, his says Apple.”

All the while displaying her trademark asymmetric-resting-bitch-face.

PREDICTION: Sarah Sanders will claim that “Tim Apple” is Trump’s nickname for Tim Cook and that he totally meant to call him that and how dare you say it was a mistake this is why media is the enemy of the American people also yes my face is slowly sliding off my skull.

Agreed, this site and The Root has nicknames for every white chick that calls the cops on black people for dumb shit even tho that sometimes black people have died having the cops called on them for no reason.

It’s diminished sevenths all the way down.

“full flowing feminine fountain” really?

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

Seriously. I hope the $50K included them installing a special “mulligan” button to keep him happy.

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

Disagreed with a writer too huh? 

Hunger Games sans Cheese

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.