when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

I bury them in the backyard, right next to the ex-wife...

Agreed, this site and The Root has nicknames for every white chick that calls the cops on black people for dumb shit even tho that sometimes black people have died having the cops called on them for no reason.

“full flowing feminine fountain” really?

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

Seriously. I hope the $50K included them installing a special “mulligan” button to keep him happy.

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

i hope to one day nail a line as perfectly as this.

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

“incuboss” was right there.

Don’t think of golf as a game. Think of it as a walking meeting with no oversight where you can discuss obstruction of justice and paying off prostitutes with no official record kept or lawyers to tell you why that’s a bad idea. 

Sounds like Tommy Lehren or Tomi, or Tomigochi, Thumblina whatever her name is. 

Becky would also be acceptable

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

I like beer as much as the next alcoholic or rapist/judge but what these people need is to get paid. Preferably not in beer.

Disagreed with a writer too huh? 

Hunger Games sans Cheese

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.