How limiting to think we can’t have a deep, meaningful, and connected life without a life partner! We are always Here and Now. I know, it’s a hard sell, as the idea of ‘waiting’ is not at all unique:

No, you put the big gas V8 into an old Mercedes 240-Diesel, but leave the original tags on. Nobody will expect the 30-foot long streak of rubber you leave at the green light.

“Waiting For My Real Life To Begin” is a very human feeling. Yet it’s always here, always now, always begun. Until it’s over. Enjoy the Ride.

They could have just cast Christina Ricci in the role and been done with it.

The first “formal” complaint... So it’s a Trumpy-Truth.

The phrase “does agree to pay extra fees”

I’m just guessing here, but shaming alcoholics may not result in your desired effect.

It’s rather simple, if you love a woman you love her vagina.

Gay ?

Although Charlie Manson could pen a decent tune.

#KillHarvey

“Short Pump” Middle School - Seriously ?

I fancied her.

She doesn’t know she’s not human.

I clicked for “Diamonds on Uranus”.

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I gotta go with Joe Piscopo.

That. Was. Awesome.

Can she please post a copy of Trump’s “fantastic” Obamacare Replacement Plan that he dangled during the Campaign?

I’m going to have this on loop all day.