Hey. I’m not trying to be passive aggressive.

No sympathy whatsoever.

Well being dyke I have a great fondness and indeed love for cunts; but this that woman is the walking epitome of a thundering cunt which is a creature of a very different stripe.

And yes I do feel sorry for Barron. He truly does seem very sweet. But Ivanka...well, I’ve been saying for months that some day probably not…

*based on a short story by Michelle Obama.

She can’t divorce him- she’ll get nothing. Trump’s pre-nup with his first two wives was iron-clad. The third one has got to be better.

“Thundercunt” is such a great insult.

Yeah, I kind of swing between pity and “what did you fucking expect you fucking thundercunt?!”

Because yeah, men like him can and do convince women that they’ve changed so this one will be different, and systematic mental and emotional abuse can and will make you doubt your own everything.

Looks like #CheatinDonny45 isn’t winning on the home front.

They’re lucky to be fighting for a playoff spot with the Wizards who have lost 4 straight since John Wall had to get his knee worked on.

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

Haldeman was a freakin advertising exec... not exactly a rocket surgeon, especially compared to Nixon himself.

The the top 1% will see an average gain of $129,030.00 per year. That’s $2,481.34 per week. Maybe they can buy enough boot straps with that money to run their businesses by themselves without having to depend on the slave laborers that make them rich.

You beat me. I went with more of the club on head approach. I appreciate the finesse here.

Nobody calls traveling anymore?

Markelle Fultz needs to call her shooting coach.

Fine, I smiled, I smiled. I hope you’re happy...

Bad ass. It’s always cool to see something like this, and somehow I always come away from it thinking it says even more about the OTHER team.

“We got hit with these corporations giving tremendous bonuses to everybody that Nancy Pelosi called crumbs,” Trump said this week at a GOP retreat in West Virginia, according to The Hill. “That could be like deplorable, does that make sense? Deplorable and crumbs? Those two words, they seem to have a resemblance. I…

A dolla fitty buys at least one pair of bootstraps.

Seriously. How in the fuck did he fuck up the first “there” and get the second one right? I can’t even. In 280 characters I count one unnecessary quote, five incorrectly capitalized words, speaking about himself in the third person, and one incorrect there/their/they’re. Even if this president weren’t a sexist,…