This seems more like I, Tonya.

All I can think every time I see a pic of Nunes is THIS idiot is the one who is trying to bring down the FBI?!?!?!?!

I was gonna slag this guy, but then I remembered a recent game of Rocket League where a teammate — the lowest-scoring one on the team by a wide margin — kept sending messages of “scrub teammates” and “fuck you”, so once the game was out of reach, I spent the rest of the match intentionally ramming him away from the…

Yeah the tapes were dumb, but it speaks to his paranoia.

Thanks to Twitter, Yo Memo jokes are now the hot thing. Things like this actually give me a milligram of hope for the American people, because an awful lot of people see right through the bullshit.

I just saw an Associated Press headline: “Fact check: Trump’s week of faulty claims.” Very poor headline, and typical of MSM attempts to avoid calling Trump what he really is.

Memo

Credit where it’s due: this is a work of beauty in illiteracy. He didn’t only talk about himself in the third person, but also put his own name between fucking quotes while at it!

“No thinking person who read any of these applications would come to any other conclusion but that” the work was being undertaken “at the behest of people with a partisan aim and that it was being done in opposition to Trump.” 

My current mantra is “I don’t participate in football culture”. As a Minneapolitan, I can’t wait for this mess to be over (and have provisions to hide out in my apartment until all these dummies are gone).

SO, “#INeedSOMETHINGtoWriteAbout-MeToo!”

God yes.

Nah, consensual reciprocal oral. They didn’t even have sex because the only time she used her words to say I don’t want to do that, he respected her.

He WILL try to sing Prince. And AFAIK the only white boy that can do that is Adam Levine.

Is Justin really supposed to be responsible for how people react to a rehearsed and pre-planned performance act? I don’t believe so. This event would have been a much less controversial without the reaction of the puritanical that roam among us.

So, Aziz Ansari gets dragged on the internet for consensual sex?

Nobel Prize for Chicanery.

Looks like the live Deadcast went great.

No pants in the trap is probably gonna result in a sand wedge.

Best thing about screen shot is “13 number one best seller author” thing. I used to have job where I spend many months out to sea. So you spend much time reading or staring at water. I prefer to read. One thing I learn very quickly is nothing is more dubious than “Best Seller” if author is American.