Check the last name.

That’s because that’s the correct fucking answer.

No you wouldn’t.

Crafty Beaver sounds interesting, I have to admit.

Oh, but I love sewing tech, though. Hemp thread, and grid cutting mats. Love it, love it, looooovvvve it.

Coincidentally, I spent at least 45 fucking minutes in a Macy’s yesterday trying to find anything my daughter could get with $15 worth of Grandma’s too-small sweater trade-in. (She got the day off because IDGAF about the indoctrination program and she’s gifted and straight-A’s).

Just browse and snipe, my friend. Browse and snipe.

Your sense of smell must be FUCKED.

I don’t know what ‘drizzling shits’ are, but I suspect it might have something to do with ‘morass’.

We’re here for you, friend. Let it out. Good. It’ll be fine.

No, it needs to be declared an EPA Superfund site.

That’s not a post, that’s a treatise.

It’s like people are just stupid a f.

BOOO!

This is because you cannot actually perceive the number of dimensions it actually has.

Kohl’s is the worst for the simple fact that the whole thing is nothing but a fucking credit card scam.

You have chosen the correct handle and take, my fellow mentat.

Shit, a lot of the world just locks themselves into their TV-land every night — I’ve experienced it in Finland and the East Coast of America — so there is nothing at all to do at night, unless you want to go hang out with drunks at a bar, which I can’t do with my kids who I absolutely want with me because they’re fun…

Haha, no (thanks for the compliment, though), but I have been a cubicle slave for years upon years and treated awfully by most of my managers.

Gay dudes are still dudes, dude. And dudes are often pretty horrible.