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You didn’t see how Tony was dressed, though.

It’s most likely just the simple fact that a fast-moving curved-flight ball travelling from so close a release point cannot be judged relative to an invisible three-dimensional shape based upon each particular batter’s stature.

My understanding of corporate America is that one cannot become a manager unless one is more than willing to value money over human beings.

Given the apathy of the wealthy and powerful, I’m generally against the replacement of human beings by robots, but let those grandstanding, erratic balls-and-strikes umps go the way of the telegraph.

When someone who let’s their son play football calls me dumb, my love for his son must inform him as to his own stupidity.

I’m sorry, Mr. Allen, but the command to be perfect would not be a command unless it was achievable. And it is The Greatest Command.

The reality is that one’s actions are judged by their effects as well as one’s intentions in doing them, the intentions serving as a multiplier or divider for the karma actually received.

I live in public housing, so yes, my friend, I see the court every time I in and out of our apartment.

I hear Harvey Weinstein is looking for a new gig.

Monopoly.

Nothing burns like the truth.

An old friend’s father had cirrhosis and said it is not a pleasant looking way to go. Things go bad when you can’t clean your blood anymore.

Well, no one’s going to be sucking on your giant American brain.

As ugly as Bannon’s face is, it still looks WAY better than his soul.

That pitch looked like a freakin’ wiffle ball.

You called my opinion half-dumb, bro. I would’ve walked away from an asshat like you before you got another sentence out.

You mean like your son’s at football practice, or just during the games?

Mark Emmert is evil.

When the vast majority of the money-earning sports’ (football and basketball) players are black, and the people who actually profit from their efforts (administrators and coaches) are white, the term “white supremacist” should be in there somewhere.