How about:

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

No, you don’t. You have a ton of boring strip malls and a ton of strip clubs because Florida’s substandard public school system churns out an alarming number of barely-literate 18 year old girls with better legs than brains annually. Tampa’s greatest export is single moms named “Amber.” You’ve got one great steak…

the NCAA is completely hands-off when it comes to the bowls.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

It’s basically Kurt Cobain Cosplay.

Wow. That escalated not quickly.

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Shirts vs Skins, amigo. And shirts were pretty could at cheap shots there.

It was useful in this case. It helped determine which white trash idiots were fighting for the same team. The girl without her sea legs did not follow protocol, but she was having a hard enough time fighting with the pavement that I don't think it was necessary.

"Familiarity breeds contempt."

" I didn't see much. There is some contact with the mask. He (Pettigrew) didn't grab it and pull or twist the head. I felt that was minimal contact. I think if you take the hold out of this hold, the jersey grab, take that out of this whole equation, I think that's just a tight judgment call, it's debatable and…

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.

Allegedly, we're getting a very limited number of kegs in Missouri next week. I will move whatever parcels of Heaven and Earth to sip that one.

I'm pretty sure I heard CBS wasn't going to be sent anywhere but in-state this year. It's definitely really good.

Backwoods also ages very well. We did a taste test when 2014 came out of every year from 2009 - 2014. Every bottle had just a twinge of a different flavor profile and it starts to lose that up front alcohol smell (not that that is good or bad). The difference in aged KBS is even more pronounced.

*pushes Brad Ausmus in front of oncoming bus*

I would have Coyote at dead last, that's an automatic fast forward every time. Otherwise pretty good, except Van Morrison's velour jumpsuit leg-kicks should be number one.