Well, you'd have to think the Cards fans would love a guy like Wilson, what with his ability to execute.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

The Adolpho Birch is a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula. It is marked by an inability to adapt to its surroundings and tendency to not know which way the wind is blowing. The Adolpho Birch tends to be short-lived, especially when it can't absorb that Ray Rice is a wife-beating piece of shit.

Ahh, the ole "blame the victim" card.

If Olbermann really did torch it then he'd probably still pass the piss test anyway!

That's Raysist.

Pilot: "And, if you look to your right, you'll see the beautiful sights of Washington."

You left out the best one! "Giving him the business"

Why do some of the locks have two, or even three settings? Are there people out there who pull up to the pump and decide, "I want this transaction to take a long as possible. I'm going to use the slowest lock setting."

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."