I think my least favorite thing was forcing the fragile kid who obviously has no friends to buy back his own favorite toy.

At one point in season 9, Lydia casually digs up and eats a worm. 

My wife came up with “Saved by the Dead”

That road is the reason I won’t take certain jobs anymore. I live in the Valley, and if I have to get past the Skirball center, my mood is ruined for the entire day.

As an adult, I’ve grown to appreciate FF very much, but I hated them in high school.

Also, does anyone wanna tell him how many points you typically get for a touchdown?

I once discovered I could upgrade just the outgoing, redeye leg of my trip for something like $75. This was more than worth it to me if it meant I could actually sleep.

I’ll do ya one worse. I watched the Gamecast of this shit in bed on the ESPN app. I naively figured the last two minutes wouldn’t take, what, twenty? Waiting and waiting for the final play to see it go straight to “play is under review” without actually saying what was being reviewed.

My wife loves her weighted blanket, and I love that I was able to find her such a perfect gift.

My wife loves her weighted blanket, and I love that I was able to find her such a perfect gift.

Throughout Hateful Eight, I couldn’t stop thinking, “Sally wouldn’t have allowed this.”

I thought I was just out of touch, but if Mrs. Law also has no idea who this is...

That’s not Zach Galifianakis?

What happened to the steaks that were inside when it closed?

I stared at this way too long trying to figure out what exactly a “manny-ax” is. I got to some kind of manicure using Axe body spray before I realized what was going on.

Of course he got a name! How else would we get “Dynamite drop-in, Monte. That broadcast school has really paid off.”

At what point do we start putting a new asterisk on stats?

It’s Barry Sloane.

The Division 2

I really wish we could retire the phrase “team-friendly” in favor of “management-friendly” or “ownership-friendly.”

So you’re saying they’re not respecting our laws?