Found the true villain in this story.

I mean, the entire liberal world tried to get a governor elected there not even a year ago, but whatever.

Man knew he wasn’t going to get all the way through them and went straight for the filet.

This is the definition of throwing good money after bad. 

So, if there was a team out there that wanted to pay Klay the maximum amount you can pay a player... they wouldn’t be allowed to?

To the more knowledgeable out there - is the base runner heading to second required to get out of the way of the throw? Seems like he did the Sox a solid (and endangered his face) by going to the ground as early as he did. 

Maybe he should look into the past and see how many former Vice Presidents have successfully run for President without an intervening assassination to hand them the job.

Machado: You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname. The great ones have nicknames — somethin’ like Oil Can or Catfish...

Another thing worth remembering is that in the fiction of the show, Rebecca Bunch is only a good singer in her head, and she’s pretty awful when she tries to sing out loud.

Dirk Nowitzki Calls it Quitzki

Mmmm...

It’s like free DLC for Blood, Sweat, and Pixels!

Red Vines are the taste of “I’m working on a shitty short film for ‘experience’ and someone only had $20 for crafty so they bought this awful tub of disappointment.”

Lifehacker pro tip, telling someone you’re tracking your emails probably won’t help you get a job.

I kind of want to try running Avid on this. 

I started to read that as “one point nine eight mill... wait...”

Is that like when I made a donation to GLAAD so I could keep eating at Chick-fil-a?

“Watching that gave me an “O,” ‘kay? Don’t slut shame me.”

God, the hours I have poured into Galaxy of Heroes. It is a dangerous addiction. My Switch feels neglected.

Can anyone who’s played this game answer whether or not there are any “follow someone slowly through a crowd and start over if you get one step too close or too far away” missions?

Can anyone who’s played this game answer whether or not there are any “follow someone slowly through a crowd and…