I got this the last time it was on sale, and I’ve used it so much it’s insane.

I got this the last time it was on sale, and I’ve used it so much it’s insane.

Or does he age slower because time slows down as you approach the speed of light (henceforth to be known as the Speed of Freeze)?

Yeah, but could he Beat the Freeze?

Bringing your own cleats to the ballpark will be the new bringing a glove.

Game 1 of the NBA?

My favorite seats are the ones that recline by shifting the bottom forward. The person behind you is unaffected and you’re giving up your own knee-room when you recline.

Oh my god, this goddamn sentence:

Any time anything blinks out and back in, it is treated as a fresh new permanent with no relation to it’s previous self. So the new Saheeli is just that - new, fresh on the battlefield, with its starting number of loyalty counters, and able to be activated immediately.

What are you on about? No one’s fileted a card since nineteen-dickety-six.

Glad I wasn’t the only person who spent a long time assuming the Wii U was a peripheral for a system I hadn’t touched in ages.

For a long time, my experience with Vintage was playing a fully proxied deck so my friend had someone to play against. It quickly became my favorite way to play.

We get a slowed down cover AND a raucous Queen song?!

Surely, I can’t be the only person who yelled at the screen, “you skipped the snowball fight?!”

NES/SNES/N64 - Childhood; PS1 - High School; PS2 - College (still remember sleeping outside a Best Buy while studying for a test); PS3 - Editing Promos/Assisting in TV (this feels like a long generation); PS4 - Married, Editing TV; Switch (hopefully) - editing a show in Vancouver while my wife and PS4 are a country…

Man, I’m so glad to see you writing about boxing again.

Of course, aggregate scoring! Thanks for clearing it up.

So, many of us are new to this kind of coverage. I would love an explanation of how they pitted experts from different consoles against each other.

I feel like I’m being trolled by this video.

He’s straightening them out after they got crooked in the crash.