Maybe the lie is a cake.

Yeesh. That’s even more disgusting.

Yes, at first.

Yeah but can you imagine talking to your family member then all of sudden they just stop functioning and fall apart in a cakey mess.

No wonder the hand looks...weird shape looking. 

Portal was wrong..

I would like to see a video where a cake is cut but it’s actually a juicy tenderloin steak covered with inedible decoration fluff. What a twist!

It’s like 2017 Prey but instead of anything being a mimic, anything could be cake.

Did they patch out the part where you’re a sleeper agent for the government going into a city with a large minority population to “enforce martial law” by shooting everyone else whose running around looting while armed, just like you are?

the cake is indeed a lie... or is it?

The hand and the glass of water were so amazing that everything else seemed less impressive.

Paid no attention to that hand, but it was absolutely obvious after.

The real question really is “why are ANY of the outfits still tied to gender?”

Honestly, if you’re dissing the guy I doubt you’ve seen much of him or know what he’s done for the industry.

My favorite part about Nintendo’s change to doing Directs is that you never know when they’re going to drop one. Randomly, they’ll announce “Yo, we’re doing a direct next week” and that kinda makes them their own mini surprise events.

uhh... why?

Don’t forget the random musical performances.

I can’t help but be cynical about his bowing out of E3 coverage. I know the timeframes don’t line up but it does feel like this is a move to maybe go full bore in making the VGAs THE premiere announcement/trailer drop destination in the next few years.

My cynicism goes in a slightly different direction. I feel like this is part of the protracted backlash to opening the expo to the public, and the complications thereof. Industry people were not super happy about that, and one by one, they seem to be dropping like flies now.

Nintendo has via it’s Directs proven that E3 is no longer the ‘must attend’ show for ages now. Honestly, for the cost of showing at E3, it does make more sense for all of the big three to simply put on smaller, more focused shows that will not only create more buzz for the games and consoles, but can be enjoyed by far…