While I sympathize with your love of the unknown — I love surprises too! — this is a news outlet, and we don’t believe that reporting on news requires a spoiler warning. Sorry.

Maybe you should watch it to find out!

It’s the popular hipster thing to say this episode sucked. Wooden acting? Anderson and Duchovny played the characters exactly the same way they’ve always played them. In many ways it felt like the show never left. Aside from the contemporary cell phones and nods to current politics, it felt EXACTLY like an episode of…

You got a stomach ache watching a game run “below 30 fps” and it made you sick?... Interesting

You have to admit Gameplay is the most important thing about a video game. There’s a reason people still play classics like Tetris, Mario, and Pac-Man. The gameplay for those games are amazing. You really can’t pretty up Tetris much either. Sure you can throw a trippy background and brighter colored pieces but those…

Oh fuck off. The textures only load in like that when you first spawn in the world. Way to pick an occurance that happens literally once at the start of your game, to be your headlining .gif.

The real Spider-Man’s not even in the movie universe yet...