I don’t even answer my phone anymore. The vast majority of calls I get are robocalls or scammers. I figure, anybody who actually does want to contact me will leave a voicemail. Yeah, it will suck if there’s some sort of emergency, but unfortunately thanks to a bunch of scammers, we can no longer have nice things.

Still more believable than the transmissions on a Fast and the Furious movie.

I swear that’s what was going on inside the automatic transmission of the last Chrysler I rented.