I once had a 6 hour flight where the skinny young man next to me spread out his legs like his balls were on fire, and then commandeered the arm rest.

they really really don’t.

it’s natural to take a shit, too, but we don’t do that on public transit because it’s rude and inconsiderate to everyone we have to share space with.

There is a difference between manspreading and mansitting (see below illustrations). I would only say that it’s about being considerate of others if you are on a crowded subway or bus, but not contorting yourself into a really uncomfortable position.

It’s so fucking hilarious how men think they should be able to be comfortable at all times while completely ignoring the numerous things they do that make women uncomfortable.

I don’t even understand the explanation. So they’re say because the top half of your body is wider than the bottom half you have to make the bottom half bigger so no one what? Wedges them self under your shoulder area?

Assuming this is true:

Currently pregnant with a boy and I am 99% sure he is in fact manspreading in there.

I had a man friend who whined “but it’s not cooooomfortable” when I side-eyed his manspreading.

Womanspreading.

I don’t care if they have bowling balls for testicles. Stay out of other people’s allotted spaces. I have huge tits, bigger than any balls I’ve ever seen, but you know what? Somehow I manage to keep my arms within the confines of one seat on all transport I use. I don’t splay out and expect everyone else to…

Scientists say men’s wingspan-waist ratio is also responsible for the pay gap, war, and premature ejaculation.

This guy did a scientific study to prove that a small thing making him marginally uncomfortable sometimes is in fact making him marginally uncomfortable sometimes. Bravo. Now sit the fuck back down.

Look at the flowers...

Where are the kittens when we need them?

Women with boobies are not okay at football games or any sports games unless they are in a photo series titled:

Whitlock is a walking boob.

But BEWBS. DIRTY PILLOWS OF SIN.

What are you talking about? Jason Whitlock sees breasts every time he looks down.