"This isn't REALLY about Jar-Jar, is it?"
-The T-shirt I assume George Lucas wears everywhere

They aren't for, like, five-year-olds, but they're certainly for twelve-year-olds. Adolescents. Even as a big fan of the saga, I have no problem admitting that they're children's movies.

Online Star Wars conversation hasn't ended well since 1998.

I'm a little ambivalent about the Carrie Fisher love-in since her death. That doesn't have anything to do with the actress herself, of course, who deserves every good thing said about her. But if you remember the general reaction to her in TFA, the internet was, to say the least, critical. And not just the garbage…

"REVIVAL'S CANCELLED, FOLKS! THAT DANG STEVE HARVEY VIDEO WENT AND TOPPED ME!"
-David Lynch

"Mob City is gonna show you fuckers what REAL TV looks like! This is gonna make Jon Bernthal a TRUE star!"

Nah pilot was good, you are wrong hamster.

Counterpoint: the CDC stuff, which was under his watch.

What have I become

Well, pretty much every single interview he's done since the early 90's and the majority of articles written about him in that time mention this stuff. If Allen actually did it, it's less than he deserves, but in any event, I don't think one can say he hasn't acknowledged it.

There are so many weird details that seriously muddy the waters. For instance: one of Mia Farrow's other brothers is currently serving time… for child molestation! A coincidence? Very well could be. But wouldn't that be a hell of a thing?

He's gotta do this, like, five more times to achieve Gibson level.

If anything, the show is less rapey than it "realistically" would be. Arya remaining a virgin this long is the biggest fantasy in the entire story.

You're right that it hasn't been spelled out explicitly, but Jon does seem to adopt this philosophy when Edd references the vows. "Aye, I pledged my life to the Night's Watch. I gave my life."

::Ice-T chains himself to SpaceX rocket so he can lecture Maher about black holes::

Just one request: I wish you all would refrain from posting spoiler images above wrestling reviews on the front page. I know tons of people watch the shows live, but some of us prefer to DVR it and skip through the half hour+ worth of commercials later. For those viewers, it sucks to learn about a title change this…

I think the internet is less pissed off about him not finishing Thrones than they're mad about being denied the ability to complain about the ending.

Game of Thrones has never seen you!

This comment section is a competition to see who can build the tallest stilts for their high horses.

So people who don't enjoy the (largely vanilla) musical numbers are plebes just begging to shop at Wal-Mart? These musical acts are obligatory endings fashioned for episodes which do not feature natural conclusions. "The Return" is supposedly one big film, after all, and not every part of it slices off neatly at the…