And AVClub should learn to get over it, him, and especially themselves.

Ugh. I'm pretty cynical about things right now, but even I'm going to choose to assume he's just being a good friend.

Thank you for not calling him "Hov" over and over and over again.

The proper title is "Mr. Knowles".

The swastika (and its subtle variations) had benevolent associations before the Nazis made it pure evil, but good luck turning back that clock. Toast will never be bread again.

It's weird. I can't figure out if Snowfall's title is great or really stupid.

Something that people forget is that Elves weigh, like, nothing. Recall Legolas walking on top of the snow in the LOTR trilogy. Jackson probably should have done more to underline this fact, though.

But like other prequel trilogies, Christopher Lee is there being his cool Christopher Lee self!

Hot take: there isn't enough substance in The Hobbit to make a quality film of any length. Had the story not been connected to LOTR (Tolkien's true work of merit), nobody would remember it today. A film neccesarily has to expand the story. You can disagree with Jackson's expansions, but expansions must be made because…

I say go for it. For one thing, there are only six short episodes, so it's not a commitment at all. I've run the whole thing in one day a few times.

Even the mere concept of doing a second season seems avant-garde. I mean, after that last episode, where the fuck do you go from there? Successful or not, it has to be at least interesting because there's no obvious way to do things. The possibilities seem endless, which must be exhilarating and terrifying for the…

I'm also just learning about this now and it's blowing my mind. Possibly more shocking than Samurai Jack coming back.

Some rando at CNN happens to share your politics. Scandal!

The "investigative journalist" James O'Keefe has been caught peddling literal fake news — that is, video which has been intentionally edited to be deceptive — time after time. He's had to pay out $100,000 because of his scumdouchery. This guy is the EXACT same piece of shit you claim to oppose, someone with an agenda…

Sex robuts.

All this is mostly to avoid saying the word "young" in certain contexts. Declaring that "young people are ruining" something is to be the old man yelling at clouds. But declaring that Millennials (or whatever) are the ones doing the ruining sounds much more credible.

It's an hour of Beyonce riding Jay around like a horse while Ali laughs like Cottonmouth.

Better too much wrestling coverage than too little.

No-avatar guy with a lame putdown alert.

Neil Cicierega walks into a MILKY WAY bar