Come on, I watched Star Trek. It's "woobles".

It's life and life only.

If he still insists on being the absolute worst, I'd assume Trump wouldn't go with her solely because of her weight.

What the fuck is left if you take "human affairs" out of "religious doctrine"? Is he only Pope of the Nephilim?

You know damn well that last sentence is a lie!

Yes, I need LaToya for every one.

If they're watching from 8-11 they are. Can't vouch for the rest.

Not saying all Lynch fans are assholes. I am a Lynch fan, to a point. I even like Fire Walk With Me. The thing about that film, though, is that it's gone from "deeply misunderstood at the time of release" to "the most important chapter of Twin Peaks", which seems a bit much to me. Along with that comes the perception…

Lynch has set up a nice bit of real estate where anything he does is legitimate because he's an artist who is true to himself. And when you're one of those, the success of one's art is really beside the point. Anyone who ever had fun with Twin Peaks: well, I regret to inform you that you are plebes. If you ever found…

I suspect that learning about Lynch's political opinions would depress me. Wouldn't be surprised if he's an Alex Jones fan.

Ghosts in the White Lodge talk backwards like this, but ghosts in the Black Lodge talk backwards like thiiiiiiiiiis….

Is dis da footcha or da passed?

If only he had stopped there. Unfortunately, there are a few entries after that which prove he should have.

Not as awesome: the flamboyant, effeminate antagonists the game series goes back to again and again again.

My solution: just recreate that time he mimed driving a truck. No speech necessary. There's a good chance Trump himself would consider it a fitting tribute. I wouldn't go to the Hall to hear one of his dumbass speeches, but I would check out an animatronic Trump gesticulating wildly in a truck cab.

"This is a real load of shit."

Wrong. Venom is the only Spider-Man costume that Peter hasn't tossed in a trash can during his temper tantrums.

"How could this possibly work?" asks guy who admits to knowing almost nothing about the character.

I'm OK with "Sharia law" being a catch-all term for "fundamentalist, regressive Islamic law". Kind of like how "evangelical" covers a large amount of fundamentalist Christian behavior. Individual evangelical Christian groups no doubt disagree about many of the particulars, but they're alike enough that "evangelical"…

That's like when pro-death penalty people say, "I'm more concerned with the people that convict killed than the pain experienced during a botched execution". It's not a suffering-off, where the level of injury determines whether or not an adjacent issue matters.