Your description looks at the process backwards, though, right?

That’s a pretty solid plan. And the hookers give it a decent shot to succeed.

Re your second paragraph: did you see the Republicans’ slate of presidential candidates? Black, white, men, a woman, multiple Latinos and an Indian-American raised Hindu (now Catholic, I think). And Haley, a woman who identifies as both Sikh and Christian, was on deck as a VP option.

Look, if you’re actually sobbing as you type that, then you’re an irrational immature person and therefore your opinion is of diminished value.

Geez, I guess that’s one way to look at it.

First of all: Hot beverages are a probably source of cancer?! Geez. And you’d think the content of the beverage would matter more than its temperature.

Dunno. I think the Preakness has had an actual pornstar booth - sex happening therein - in the infield or whatever the center area is called.

It looks like one big fucking Amy Schumer movie. And the girl in the blue dress looks like one big fucking Amy Schumer. Pass, on both.

Probably the single biggest validation of you: There were dozens, possibly hundreds, of replies supporting you and criticizing Jia’s “fuck off” ... and virtually all of them apparently were deleted.

Curious what you mean by “typical”?

It wasn’t hidden. The title is intentionally misleading. Clickbaiting an important issue is pretty weak stuff.

Did you say the same of the photo of the little boy in Aleppo sitting shell-shocked in the ambulance. Or the photo of the drowned boy’s corpse that washed up in the Med? Or the photo of a terrified Elian Gonzalez being snatched by a cop?

It’s not “the” response. It’s one response. Among a sea of millions of responses. That one department may have made fifty other responses just to heroin us, and just that one day.

C’mon. I know Deadspin has conditioned its commentariat to focus on political correctness more than the sports themselves, but come on.

... but none of the acronyms.

Wow thanks for this. Please tell us there’s more. Better yet: tell us more.

“Choose another hill to die on.”

You’re being quite patient with Lars. He’s picked a strange hill to defend. - it seems fairly clear that the dude exposed himself deliberately. Short, cut-off jeans on men are so rare that it seems unlikely this ball display was an accident. His failure to promptly conceal them is further evidence.

God Bless Texas.

Oh they could put it on Jezebel. The rape culture-y way he waited in that airport. The bigoted way he exercised race and gender privilege. This is a big T-bone steak for Jezebel. Uh-oh, I just wrote “bone”; the Jezzies are gonna “pile on” me now. I regret nothing!