My current theory is that she intentionally waited until after the reunion so that she could get a raise going into next season.

“The company, named after the biblical version of paradise where things weren’t as great as they seemed...”

Perfect lead gif is perfect.

It’s basically a protein drink frozen to an ice creamish consistency.

I love her voice, but this whole virginal detour is, frankly, annoying.

I was forced to watch a few episodes when I was at the dentist (TV bolted to the ceiling, no remote control in sight) and she looks positively exasperated and worn out by his man-child antics. And then she has someone make a table. That was my main takeaway from what I watched.

Lol the cookbook was a dead deal long before the relationship.

SWEET JUSTICE, thy name is the Bravo editing department. Those bitches have gotten CATTY.

I came here immediately when I heard for the comments. Props to you all, I am not disappointed.

Tom D’Agostino (not of the grocery D’Agostinos)

Meanwhile, YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I AM IN BROOKLYN.

“He loved the nurse, not the reality star” is the most bullshit thing about this. Tom fucked that ENTIRE cast and like you say, made many cameos on the show. He is literally the East Coast Slade Smiley.

can’t turn a ho into a house husband.

My thought watching this (with its clips of her underwhelming acting) was “She must have grown up rich and connected.” Went to Wikipedia and, lo!

I hate to admit it, but even “Boobs In California” is damn catchy!

Everything is on point except that hat! They should have found a less floppy hat. If she put it together herself, I’d be impressed, but knowing this is for a movie... Come on! Or maybe the floppiness of the hat is used to comic effect...

Getting married in October and SAME. Like how is it so hard to explain to my lovely friends that I legitimately, honestly, do not care what color their dresses are? I want to be emphatic enough to get across that I really mean it, without accidentally being insulting to the ones who did want their bridesmaids to buy…

Geez, this thread is getting more interesting than some actual bachelorette parties I’ve attended ;)

yea the reason author couldn’t enjoy bachelorette party is because she’s the type of person to write an article like this.

That was fuckin’ gross and I wanted to pop each of those smug jerks in the throat. I always feel extra weird when I see conservative women be overtly sexual. Like, is this *just* for the male gaze? Is your sex life full of two-pump-chump frat dudes that slap your ass when they’re done and kick you out? Is attention…