“I can usually live with spending most of my time shooting virtual poor people.”

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

My personal revenge fantasy involves them stalling, the democrats getting the white house and either Hillary or Bern nominating Obama for the position.

Gordon was robbed. He sat down in the middle of the godamn air. Best dunk I’ve seen in a long time.

After AG’s under the butt dunk, no other dunk can be given a perfect 50.

The fuck?

“Finish the job.” — Michael Vick

The worse thing Johnny Manziel ever did was go to rehab. It opened his life to the watchful eyes of the pearl-clutchers, holier-than-thou folks, and the people who want to punish you for your own good. We don’t know his life at all. This is just shitty arm chair psychology from a nation of Dr. Phils. Just because you…

I love how different the perception is because this is Manziel versus someone like Gronk. Manziel is an asshole and deserves his punishment, but if this were Gronk it would be ‘funny’. The kid just doesn’t have his ducks in a row but a little potential bye-week fun is the last thing fans need to worry about.

Yeah, seriously fuck that guy.

Thanks for stepping up and being “that guy,” there’s a real shortage of them around here.

I like that the other guy was screaming in “pain” until he realized just how badly Garrido was injured, then sprang to his feet and frantically waved for the medics.

Yep, and we just didn’t cover anything else today at all

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?