Mine really isn’t a horror story. My parents forgot my 13th birthday: got up, had breakfast, kept waiting for something to be said, nothing was, went to school, came home, got yelled at by my Mom for something, was sulking around, phone rang, it was my grandmother, who robustly sang happy birthday on the phone - she…

I have two. Both at university. The first was a guy in the ROTC. He broke up with me by showing up with his ROTC girlfriend, who I didn’t know I had been dumped for, in my dorm lobby - they were making out and my friends saw and suddenly wouldn’t let me go retrieve the pizza I’d ordered - they insisted on getting it…

“We will deposit cashier checks and money orders only from a merchant, a U.S. Postal Service money order, or a cashier check from a bank. The limit is $100 per sender, per day. A person may only deposit one of each type of money order and one cashier’s check per day for an inmate, either by mail or in person. You may…

I’m like, really, we’re not going to talk about the MOST important thing this picture reveals, that Benedict Cumberbatch is there, and still scrumptious?! Really?!