jaboosmeltedbutter
JaboosMeltedButter
jaboosmeltedbutter

You mean cruising on a skateboard, not the other kind right?

Congrats to this guy for admitting he actually likes men - versus just grinding rail all weekend.

Real hunters go after the elephant in the room.

Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

Meanwhile Canadian college teams have begun a bidding war over mysterious newcomer Les Kilometers.

Thoughts and prayers with the real victim of that wipeout, Art Briles.

I would not presume to put words in your mouth- and it is possible to think the players are assholes while also being of the mind that “well Deadspin should report on it because this is happening in the sports world”. That being said, the Deadspin editorial position is decidedly pro-these protests, I’ll give you that.

Or you changed the channel and then placed the remote more than 5 paces from the sofa?

Showed him no MRSA

How is this even starred? Unless I’m not detecting the most subtle of sarcastic comments...

When asked if he was invited into Baylor’s locker room, Shawn Oakman responded, “Well, it’s Baylor, consent is pretty much implied.”

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

They did, but no one remembers anything after the big toast.

His leg snaps and points 90 degrees from the way legs are supposed to point.

“a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative financial publishing.”

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

Signals: [mixed]

Have you ever seen Top Gear (UK)? They had a Vietnam special. In the American airing of this episode, they played ‘Born in the USA’ for the back up bike’s intro because the original version had the Star Spangled Banner playing. This bike was painted as an American flag...it was ugly as hell. It was the bike the guys