That photo will haunt me forever. She looks so FORLORN

Greek yogurt yo

I’m really looking forward to eating these fine people.

In Los Angeles, the local legal community got the city to agree to drop all prosecutions for breaking the curfew ordinances, no strings attached, because there were enough lawyers who agreed to defend the arestees on a 2:1 ratio of attorney:defendant and committed to take Every. Single. Case. To. Trial.

This is so sad that people assume this because it is NOT THE CASE!

I love that the pickle bucket can be soothing during a time of stress...the line is a monster.

“So, which is it? An unsettled and abusive childhood or an idyllic childhood?”

Well, I was going to mention a cocaine addiction and hitting on wait staff while your girlfriend is at home with your kids, but I held back...

I didn’t leave out anything. I have a word count, and this was specifically about how colorism manifests in India. In the now-thousands of articles I’ve published at The Root, I’ve also written about how it manifests throughout other parts of the world. I even wrote about the video you posted above in July 2018. https:…

I guess what’s the worst about it is I don’t even know where the stereotypes came from; my parents are both quiet Catholics who go about their lives in a ‘Treat others as you want to be treated’ kind of way, and never had any time for discrimination. They would have slapped the shit out of me and washed my mouth out…

We don’t acknowledge this version of “Deadspin”.

Honestly I can’t remember when I first heard it — it was either in therapy,

Sorry, folks. I know you think everything is about you, that you should have an opinion on literally everything...but not everything is about you or for your consumption.

There’s something very telling about the whole Trump mindset that the 404 page for his website assumes that you, the viewer, must be the one who fucked up to get there. After all, it’s impossible the website could have any mistakes. It’s Trump’s website.

It’s such a hilarious asshole thing to do as a cook I really just admire it. It’s being a total asshole, but not actually hurting anyone. It’s heroic.

COVID-19 should kill John Wicks dog, then the world would be cleansed of the virus by Monday

Only Trump could make a turd like Cuomo look good.

Omg I haaate politically motivated viruses. One visit per campaign is about all I can stand but jeeeeeeezzzuuuuuus if you sign ONE thing for a virus they will not stop showing up. Tbh, I had to tell Bernie viruses I’d set the dog on them if they came back again. The Warren campaign wisely assigned their viruses to enve…

I’ll guess their insurance companies is having them do this to lower liability...kind of like removing all the booze from The Colorado Lounge during the winter shutdown...