I’m obsessed with this show, but watching Monica force a stunter with a back injury to hold up stunts over and over as punishment for injuring himself while cheering with another team made me sick to my stomach.

I envy the children, who when asked, can legitimately say, “Hillary who?”

My ex wife had a fondness for chain steak places (Why?) and the funny thing about these chains is they rarely get their temps right. She would order hers well done (this should have been a red flag but I married her anyway) and I would ask for medium rare. 90% of the time I got an overcooked steak. At first I would…

First Stacey Abrams, now Michelle Obama...... is Joe Biden just frantically googling “popular Black woman” and seeing who pops up???

I had cancer and the chemotherapy screwed up my gut - I was always a small person but at that point I weighed 92 pounds. The other side effect was that my skin was oddly amazing - the wrinkles, the sun spots all GONE. So of course there was a lot of ‘you look incredible’. And I would say ‘yup, thanks to chemo’. Once…

Well, I didn’t really watch the show. I was in grad school while it was in its peak and it kind of happened at the edge of my cultural awareness. I knew it was there in the same way I know the Bachelor and Survivor are still...somehow...things, but I didn’t watch.

Aww, pumpkin, let’s find y’all a hobby that’s not silently judging fat people, you li’l creeper!

After decades of dealing with insurance companies, I firmly believe that any difficulty you or your doctor has with them is absolutely a feature, not a bug. They hope you get frustrated and just end up paying for it yourself or miss a hoop you were required to jump through (it was all there in your 140 page, non-search…

“Stick to pantyliners” -Spanfeller

woosh

My favorite theory is that a SAHM wrote this re: her CEO husband and she wanted to show him that everyone thinks the amount of work she does is FUCKING INSANE.

Cops don’t see harassing Black people as a waste of their time; it’s the highlight of their day.

I am probably twice your age. Anyone this old understood exactly what she meant, which was NEVER USE SOAP ON YOUR FACE. For 40 years I have moisturized with Nivea, two seconds, removed make up with a cleanser, three seconds, then troweled on the Ponds at night, 2 seconds. My face feels like that of a baby’s bum and my …

Word. I read those “Product Diary” things and I’m blown away. Not just the time but THE MONEY! THE SO VERY MUCH MONEY!

I was gonna say that straight guys (especially single straight guys) are basically the OGs of bringing chips and salsa to gatherings.

I hate this Corny Indiana Asshole, but gay solidarity compells me to point out that he was obv thinking about brunch.

I’m a big fan of Gattaca (probably my first glimpse of Law’s handsomeness) and eXistenZ. Were those considered bombs, because I think they’re underseen if anything.

The only thing this fucker Buttigieg believes in or cares about is his personal ambition.

Albert Burneko’s writeup about ‘bone broth’ more or less sealed the deal for me years ago: https://deadspin.com/get-a-load-of-this-bone-broth-scammer-hustling-powder-1700730676  That being said, I can appreciate the efficiency of restaurants providing this for their customers.

Don’t call it toast. Call it “Maillard bread” or something.  It will be all the rage.