I hope she shared some with the min wage hourly peons.

See also “gun, planted.”

It is baffling to me how the medical community will confirm that having a healthy mouth is an absolutely critical part of your overall well being yet somehow taking care of your mouth is totally separate from medical insurance.

Nah. This reality sucks. This Republican senate tipped its hand to what it thinks about it’s own constitutional responsibility years ago, and they’ve confirmed that stance every month and every week and every day that has passed since.

Ha! It’s funny ’cos it’s non-rhotic.

The Justice Department published a report on the rise of white nationalism and the Republicans freaked out so much they threatened to shut down the entire government if the report wasn’t rescinded and several prominent Republican appointed officials threatened to resign over it. Enough Democrats were against the…

Galaxy brain time: The real scam is motherhood itself. 

If you might want children in your 40s, freezing your eggs seems like an unnecessary hassle and expense- Just drunkenly hook up with an unemployed ex! It’s worked for more than one woman I know.

Because white news reporters are literally color blind but have extra fine perception for beige scale.

Listen, if my marriage breaks up and my husband decides to notify me via celebrity I am going to expect AT LEAST a professional punching bag like Anthony Scaramucci or even Sean Spicer if he’s free and topped up on his welbutrin.

Not all bottoms are submissive, though?

And the fact that the school singled out a BLM art project and threw it in the trash proves that anti-black oppression is happening in that school, right in front of their faces, demonstrating the need for BLM messaging.

Yeah. Once those polling requirements were raised over trace levels, the “love candidate” vanished from the stage. Now we have to listen to “electability” arguments from the guy who couldn’t even win a statewide election for Treasurer.

Pete needs to take all the seats.

I don’t know, I sort of read this as grandma level shade towards Dudley Moore. Like, here’s a story about an orgy scene I witnessed, but it’s just a cover for me to dunk on how short and unattractive/non-sexual Dudley Moore is.  But that’s just me being jaded.

He has to show his camp is ready and sincere about wanting to work. It’s like a corporation doing everything they could to get rid of someone but realizing they may have screwed something up, they decide to have the person interview for a non existent position so they can say the ‘company tried to work with this…

I am that way about Johnathon Franzen. I talk about him like he ran over my dog and owes me money. There are many people who like him. I am not one. Hopefully he would never shame me or anyone else for saying that. (Would I get on a committee just to choose a non Franzen novel? Yes, yes, I believe that I would...

Eh, 2% is fine. Even store bought skim is better than dry skim that’s been mixed in a pitcher. It’s literally the worst way to consume milk. My parents were just trying to save money.

Right?

I agree that it helps and promotes cooking. I don’t think you’re understanding my objection to it. I find cooking something that takes 8 hours to be rewarding and a relaxing way to spend a day. I don’t want it to be done in 4 hours, I want to and like spending the time with something braising in my oven or simmering…

This. I also thought the word was f*ggot or some variation. It’s a little confusing given the context.