OMG, I didn’t put that together. I’m feeling very naive all of a sudden because, of course. 

Yeah- or talking to a cam girl or something. He very well could have messaged the wrong person (especially if he was drunk) but it was highly unprofessional. It’s exactly why Twitter DMs are not a professional way to contribute. If you’d be switching between this and horny stuff late at night it’s not a safe way to…

I proofread them, run them through Grammarly, proofread them again, and then wait for the comments section to tell me what I missed. Thanks. Will edit.

If you’re going to shrug it away like that, couldn’t you just as easily say that those thousands and thousands of other runners should just get better or deal with the fact that Semenya’s outstanding in the women’s 800, because life’s unfair?

One of the (not the only) ways to look at the reason separate some men’s and women’s sports exist is that there are 2 statistically different populations out there, and that lumping them together would be inherently unfair (or uninteresting, if you prefer) to one population.

Headline is misleading to the point of being bullshit.

It probably doesn’t do much good to critique the strategy of a battle that was done because they wanted to make the Greatest Game of Thrones Spectacle of All Time. The Dothraki charge happened because it looked cool, and that scene where the rest of the forces defending Winterfell see their sword-fires gradually blink…

It’s called Game of Thrones because that was the name of the first book and they didn’t know if there’d be a second season. The books don’t make it clear that the reason for the whole thing is to decide who sits on the throne at the end. There may not even be anyone sitting on the throne at the end.

“Getting from Virginia to Washington DC is like, really hard, actually.”  The Great General Robert E Lee.

This is lovely, Danielle, not least for its nuanced delineation of your amazing mother. Condolences on your loss.

There are people sitting in jail right now because they gave someone a ride and person stole something or murdered someone. The driver had no idea because they never got out of the car. There are people, mostly women, in jail for having large in their homes. Their partner asked them if they could store a package and…

I was about to say “This plan gives you Boomer dicks grandkids, you should all be on board.”

No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

Can you show us on the doll where George Lucas touched your childhood?

I’m still processing her being sexual, it freaks me out a bit, which i know is stupid. 

Coffee spit take at “MY KANG HAS RISEN!”

Here’s the actual pleading.

So, to be clear, she was required to submit her children to the test by a court order - that’s why she had to. You can argue whether the court was just in making that order until you’re blue in the face, and it won’t change the fact that, once ordered, you must comply, or be in contempt. And while she alleges that she…

You know, I’ve shared a lot of embarrassing and ridiculous stories on this website over the last decade, but I can’t share this one. It’s so bad, I’m taking it to my grave.

“The barber agreed to sweep after each cut,” framed as - “we saw the barber breaking the law, and he agreed to start obeying the law”. Instead of what actually happened: “Officer had no reason to approach or accost the barber. Looked around and saw some hair on the street, made up an excuse about complaints from…