Addiction isn’t a lifestyle you choose.

This isn’t the first time she’s done something racist.

Amy Schumer shows how hard it is to stop having a career when you are a Jewish American Princess.

We tried that. Didn’t work out so well, Ms. Nation.

This was a tall glass to swallow.

Well...I guess this is one of those topics that separates the casual limousine liberals from the everything-optional “shame is but an artificial construct and doesn’t exist outside of the human condition” liberal. I guess I found out where on that broad spectrum I stand today...

Look, I know we’re supposed to warmly accept everybody these days without asking questions or showing the faintest hint of confusion or disgust... but come on, man.

Sometimes, I feel like we need more genuine hardship in this world to focus us, as a species, on more important things.

I have zero problem with call Schumer out for the fraud that she is. Her career has become even a series of publicity stunts because she’s not that funny and not that creative. She’s been packaged as a feminist to further her career, but she’s really an annoying insecure Cool Girl who talks about all the guys she…

Just a btw for you, anytime anyone ends their conment the way you did, automatically dismissive and pretending to be so above it all, as if any other opinion is not nearly as enlightened as your own, it just kinda makes you look weak like you can’t handle debate or hearing other opinions. Not a good look.

I am very fun at parties because I drink more than every woman in attendance, probably combined.

Men can drink more than women. It’s science and not debatable.

Hahahah THIS is the problem you had with his work? That you think people are “saved,” let alone by this dreck, says a lot about you.

I once found a chick tract in a box of car wax about the sin of vanity. It showed a man who was very proud of his nice, shiny car dying and going to hell.

I don't get all of this. I just see a man in a suit.

But hey, I'm a skeptic.

Hey guys... I just saw the "Virgin" Mary in my cheerios, and she just cured me of my hunger pains. And baby-waffle-Jesus-toaster-burn seems to be telling me to smite my enemies in the name of our heavenly father The Quaker Oats guy.

As they violate the basic laws of the universe, there is plenty of evidence against them. You have your beliefs and I will stick to the facts, which are true whether I believe or not.

Hey smartass. I live in middle fucking Georgia and I say this sort of thing all of the time. Not to be edgy (as if this sort of statement isnt the go to cliche to the unimaginitive here on Gawker) but because the world is better when it has fewer myths and bullshit.

Mmm, yes. If only atheists were like Christians, who obviously keep their beliefs to themselves.

What about one family being the sole surviving family of a natural disaster, and repopulating the earth with four males and four females, with one male/female pairing the biological parents of the other three males? It's an in-breeder's paradise.